Bill Clinton was on his own private beach in Hawaii. He didn't know how to
swim but got to close to the edge and fell in. Hearing his crys for help a
surfer comes and saves him. "Son, I'll give you anything you want, even
this beach if you want it," said Clinton. "Well, I'd like to be buried
here by the ocean," said the surfer. "Why are you worried about death, you
have your whole life ahead of you," Clinton said. "Well, because my Dad is
going to kill me if he heard I saved Bill Clinton".
