Black Adder Scripts

Black Adder I		[ Click ]
The Fortelling		From out of the swirling mists of the dark ages comes a lone horseman with a most ridiculous haircut. It's the ghost of Richard III, back to haunt the hapless Prince Edmund!
Born To Be King		An orange-faced, kilt-clad Scotsman sends waves of shock through the court of England with his treachery, murder and Scottish dancing.
The Archbishop		The landscape is littered with dead Archbishops of Canterbury... and Edmund the Reluctant is the next in line for this rather precarious position!"
The Queen of Spain's Beard		When one of Europe's most eligible princesses is up for grabs, the scheming Edmund tries to lure her into his lascivious clutches.
Witchsmeller Pursuivant		The King contracts a nasty case of the Black Death and blames it on Witchcraft. Only one man can sniff out the hocus-pocus... he's the cruel, corrupt and thoroughly incorrigible Witchsmeller!
The Black Seal		Forever Devious, Edmund hatches a hapless, hilarious plot to dethrone the king... with the help of the Six Most Evil Men in the Land."
Black Adder II		[ Click ]
Bells		Served by a dumbell in a dress and accompanied by a bird-brained dimwit, Edmund, the great great grandson of the repulsive original is reasonably normal- until he meets a girl named Bob.
Head		Edmund, newly-appointed Minister in charge of Religious Genocide and Lord High Executioner finds himself in a wee bit of trouble when he completly ruins Lord Farrow's weekend by cutting off his head.
Potato		Blackadder sets off on a quest for new potatoes and to boldy go where Sir Walter "rather-a-wimp" Raleigh has already gone before.
Money		Edumnd gets a bit hot and bothered when a baby-eating bishop drops by unexpectedly and tries to place a red hot poker in places where a cotton swab would be kinder.
Beer		An embarrassing incident with a turnip, an ostrich feather and a fanatically puritan aunt lead to a right royal to-do in the Blackadder houshold.
Chains		When Blackadder finds himself up to his chest in iron spikes he has but one course of action- to play charades with a crazed Spanish interrogator.
Black Adder III		[ Click ]
Dish and Dishonesty		Blackadder takes on the task of saving his master from bankruptcy at the hands of the new Prime Minister. Unfortunately, his attempts to interfere with the democratic process don't go quite according to plan as Baldrick is accidentally elevated to the House of Lords.
Ink and Incapacity		Dr. Johnson approaches Prince "Thick as a Whale Omlette" George in an attempt to gain patronage for his new dictionary. Blackadder is at first unimpressed, but when he learns of Johnson's enthusiasm for a novel by a certain "Gertrude Perkins," the royal butler's attitude changes.
Nob and Nobility		After the French Revolution, Francophilia and "Scarlet Pimpernalia" are all the rage in England, so Blackadder's intense dislike of anything French seems somewhat out of date. But the lure of money does strange things to a man's principles, even if it means being thrown into jail to face terrible torture and death.
Sense and Senility		The Prince of Wales hires two foppish actors to help him appeal more to the people and practice his speeches, but Blackadder has other plans in store for the two impretinent prissys.
Amy and Amiability		The Prince is dead broke and no self-respecting princess will marry the randy royal... until Blackadder comes up with a devious and cunning plan.
Duel and Duality		Blackadder finds himself in the middle of a duel between the Prince of Wales and the head-splitting, throat-slitting Duke of Wellington, thanks to a well-intentioned switching of places. And now the only thing that can save him is his mad Scottish cousin, McAdder!
Black Adder IV		[ Click ]
Captain Cook		When General Haig unveils a new strategy to move his liquor cabinet six inches closer to Berlin, Blackadder volunteers to be official War Artist.
Corporal Punishment		Orders for Operation Insanity arrive and Blackadder breaches regulations by eating the messenger- who just happened to be General Melchett's closest boyhood friend.
Major Star		The Russian Revolution produces two appaling results. An offensive on the Western Front by Germany and an really offensive Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick.
Private Plane		German Machine Guns in the front, British firing squads ehind and guess who is caught in the middle? It'll take a better man than Blackadder to escape this prickly predicament.
General Hospital		Ordered to find a spy in a hospital, Blackadder discovers a man with a strong German accent, a beautiful young nurse, and a chance for three weeks away from the front.
Goodbyeee		Millions have died, but the troops have advanced no further in the last three years than an astmatic ant with some heavy shopping. Now at last, the big push looms... so with the help of a pair of jockey shorts and two pencils, Blackadder goes a bit crazy.
Misc.
Black Adder FAQ		Some common questions on Black Adder
Black Adder Quotes		Some Black Adder quotes
The Cavalier Years		A Black Adder special
The Shakespeare Skit		Part of AIDS benifit
A Black Adder Christmas Carol		Dickens is spinning in his grave
Black Adder Sound File		The eye's are open the mouth moves but mister brain has long since departed hasn't he Baldrick.
Black Adder - The Whole Damn Dynasty		From the medieval nastiness, through Elizabethan and Regency glory, to the mud and sautCed rats of the First World War, Edmund Blackadder and his despicable catamite Baldrick have ruined England's reputation as a country with a great history. (BOOK)
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